Sunday, July 27, 2008

< 42 days Until Tampa Bay

The regular season begins in less than 42 days. With or without Brett Favre, the Bucs are coming to town. The events of yesterday were the solid foundation for that season.

Deuce was a question mark for the beginning of practice with fluid needing to be drained from his knee. The latter half of the day #26 was moving well and participated in workouts.
Smooth #12 AND Drew Brees lit up the defense for a long TD, splitting the seam and toasting Roman Harper.
Jeremy Shockey sat out with an injured leg. (Let's get a roster shot of him in black and gold jersey.)
Jo-Lonn Dunbar (LB) out of Boston College made one of those Mackels giddy like a girl on her birthday. Whatever the story with this guy, he wears Swilling's digits.

The Times Picayune analysts post an article PRAISING the play of Jason David. Jason David.
The sky is falling
The sky is falling.

Some things can be tolerated on the palate of the Black and Gold Nation. A few sour, tasting items cannot. Jason David gives the flavor of the dumpster out front of Circle K, ya know, when you licked it.
Jason David will still be hard to handle should this season go well.

He is clearly persona non grata after last season. We can dub him Dumpsta Funk. No, not after the band. And not to insult the band. The name could be his redemption. As for now, he's sour milk product, vomik, metallic, three day old crawfish debris, fish guts.


Dumpsta Funk #42.

The Berto family needs to take a long hard look at the subscription to a periodical that would continue to post such untruths for a fee. The Times Picayune needs to work on its sports coverage. I may have to use The Levee and The Gambit to eat crabs on this month.

Those falsehoods may spoil my seafood.


But today, today is the Orleans Club swimsuit edition of the T/P. Today is the debutantes. Yield, I say. Make way!

"Coed tries to impress" much better headlines than "Jason David - Good DB"

9 Comments:

Anonymous her approach is scientific said...

Hey, it's not all about swimsuits. There's a talent competition too.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous all aces for tennis player said...

We're athletic too.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous j david said...

Wish I was athletic.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Mr. Clio said...

Your athleticism is not the issue, sir.

I saw you at training camp last year and could not believe you were actually an NFL player. Clio III dwarfs you, and he was 12 at the time.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous kappa's outlook is healthy said...

Can we get back to the topic at hand?

Me! Me!

Memememememememe!

8:42 AM  
Anonymous it's smooth sailing ahead said...

Wait. I thought the topic was me.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous west bank black sheep said...

Don't be commentin' on all dis!

You know you one of us! We don't need all dat!

8:47 AM  
Anonymous 5318 said...

There's a difference between living Uptown and being an Uptowner.

I live Uptown. That doesn't make me better or worse than anybody else. It just means I like to be close to my job and my kids' schools.

We put the "roll" in Carrollton Boosters, baybee!

Some of those people put the "boo" in the same.

8:50 AM  
Anonymous 6363 st. charles avenue said...

I'll never understand the large percentage of Orleans Club Swimsuit Edition "posers" who reject Louisiana institutions for "quality" "cosmopolitan" universities like the University of Mississippi and the University of Alabama.

Because, you know, you really get to know a diverse cross-section of folks in Oxford and Tuscaloosa.

How is it that Uptown and Old Metairie money loves those places?

8:53 AM  

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